THIS IS SO COOL!!!
Dearest Ionia. I tried to be nice and now I’m going to do this to tease you. Though, I did the honorable thing and asked permission first:
- When drinking in public, you hear people yell ‘Chug it, Grannie!’
- When driving, your tits can be used to hit the pedals.
- Your favorite pair of shoes is older than your average Pop Star.
- People no longer tell you to act your age.
- The words ‘things were cheaper back when I was younger’ spring from your mouth.
- New technology confuses and scares you, but you’re going to try to use it anyway.
- You have enough stories to entertain people for hours. Damned if you can remember any of them.
- There are wrinkles in places that will never be seen by the public eye.
- You roll out of bed and your tits stay under the covers.
- The ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’…
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